10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.