10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"