10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves