10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Fold and live to fold again
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester