10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is