10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for loners.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"