10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright