10 Random Poker Quotes
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- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.