10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers