10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury