10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---