10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "No river, no fish."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS