10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977