10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts