10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake