10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it