10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth