10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986