10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is for loners.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.