10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion