10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Fold and live to fold again
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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