10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!