10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker is for loners.