10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.