10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth