10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"