10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.