10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --