10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --