10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack