10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
Fook the floosh droo!
"The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery