10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?