10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.