10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright