10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.