10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.