10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss