10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker