10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for loners.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"