10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- if u play for the thrill u are ill