10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.