10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.