10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester