10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water