10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob