10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!