10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez