10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.