10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph