10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977